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arya

Monday, June 13, 2005

hadoken!



what happened to good video games? i remember playing badass games when i was a kid. characters would not talk for hours and bore you to death. graphics and storylines enhanced gameplay instead of taking it over. these games could be beaten a billion times yet still be fun immediately after.

street fighter 2 was the king of these games. there was no political correctness anywhere to be found. on a typical day, a massive siberian wrestler would beat up a small chinese woman and then follow up by trash-talking her!


badass ken, still running his big mouth after barely beating a 7'4" muay thai champion.



prince of persia was another classic. this guy was insane. instead of staying locked up like the other prisoners, he would run around the dungeons killing guards and working his way up to the royal palace. when small obstacles like getting killed by spikes would arise, he would get up and try again - instead of staying dead like a sissy - until he killed everyone!


here we see the prince, busting out his trusty sword to fight the punkass guard who is about to die for crossing his path. the prince does not speak, does not stand around, and does not waste time - he just goes about his business. even though he only has one life left, you will never see him limping or being a pussy. the prince is a man, and he sucks it up because he knows his only chance of fooling around with the princess is to get to her in one hour, before getting cockblocked by the dirty vizier!

posted by arya at 9:31 PM

6 Comments:

  • Hahaha!!

    Hilarious, so true though, games today are filled with a whole bunch of useless crap...like reality...who needs that crap? Although I hear from a few people that "GTA San Andreas Rules".

    That post reminded me of Maddox btw...hehe

    By Blogger Jon Whitelaw, at 6/15/2005 09:43:00 PM  

  • To me, Street Fighter is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 6/16/2005 10:59:00 AM  

  • Hahah, yeah so true!!! Missed most of that stuff though, sucks to be so young! Wish i was an old fart, like you! haha

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 6/16/2005 11:43:00 PM  

  • plus... the prince of persia is... PERSIAN

    By Blogger Christine, at 6/21/2005 08:49:00 PM  

  • true that man... or you can play sports games (fifa 2006 to be precise.. ahem :P ) and not worry about storyline :)

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 6/21/2005 10:02:00 PM  

  • Hahaha!

    Excellent post Arya...Cockblocked by the dirty vizier...Awesome...

    You forgot to add in for our epic Ken Vs. Sagat match that afterwords it was like:

    "Filthy blonde haired american rich boy with your trophy wife and clean karate clothes...You beat me senseless...All I have is the pair of pants I'm wearing and I am the RICHEST man in my thai homeland! Fuck you!"

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 6/27/2005 02:27:00 PM  

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